one of us is out of touch

"There are two levels of not caring about what people think of you. One makes you a badass, and the other one makes you a lunatic." ~everythingsucks


Maybe I'm really just a moronic off-kilter loser but I like to call myself liberated and non-conservative. I think it's fuckin great if a guy wants to walk around in public wearing nothing but high heels, fishnets, and skanky langerie. And if I want to walk around all day wearing a fake mustache for no particular reason I can't help but say I kind of resent anybody who freaks out about it and cries to me, "What are people going to THINK if they see you like that???"

If I'm at Walmart checking out in line, emptying out my little basket, and I take the basket, put it on my head, knock on it and say, "HEY!!! LEMME OUT!!!" like I'm in jail that is me being silly, and nothing to yell at me about later because it makes me look like a retarded person with no sense of how to be "normal."

Don't tell me I can't wear my donkey hat when I'm in public with you either.

Don't tell me that it's stupid for me to think Lady Ga Ga has the right kind of balls, wearing the most ridiculous outfits ever. I don't really like her music, honestly, and I don't know much about her personality, but fuck, I like her sense of ADVENTURE when it comes to fashion, why does my loving the freedom and artistic expression of this hold no value to you at all? Why do you have to be so narrow-minded, man?

I love that you're a racist homophobe too. That's fuckin awesome.